Initial commit. Code kind of works.

host.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+import sys
+import time
+import random
+import pygame
+
+from pygame.locals import *
+
+# "we'll fix it in post!"
+MAPPING = [
+    8,
+    7,
+    6,
+    5,
+    1,
+    2,
+    3,
+    4,
+    9,
+    10,
+    11,
+    0
+]
+
+SPATH = "/mnt/nas/Projects/soundboard/sounds/"
+
+class SimpleSound:
+    def __init__(self, path):
+        self.path = path
+    def create(self):
+        self.s = pygame.mixer.Sound(SPATH + self.path)
+    def play(self):
+        self.s.play()
+        return self.s.get_length() * 0.5
+
+class RandomSound:
+    def __init__(self, paths):
+        self.paths = paths
+    def create(self):
+        self.sounds = [pygame.mixer.Sound(SPATH + p) for p in self.paths]
+    def play(self):
+        s = random.choice(self.sounds)
+        print(s)
+        s.play()
+        return s.get_length() * 0.5
+
+SOUNDS = [
+    SimpleSound("nope.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("yesyes.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("ba-dum-tish.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("crickets.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("wind.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("trombone.wav"),
+    RandomSound(["whip.wav", "whip2.wav", "whip4.wav"]),
+    SimpleSound("finishim.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("wtfboom.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("noooooooo.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("fanfare.wav"),
+    SimpleSound("dundundun.wav"),
+]
+
+play_again_at = time.time()
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    pygame.init()
+    for s in SOUNDS:
+        s.create()
+    pygame.joystick.init()
+    j = pygame.joystick.Joystick(0)
+    j.init()
+
+
+    while True:
+        pygame.event.pump()
+        for event in pygame.event.get():
+            if event.type == JOYBUTTONDOWN:
+                n = MAPPING.index(event.button)
+                if n < len(SOUNDS) and time.time() >= play_again_at:
+                   play_again_at = time.time() + SOUNDS[n].play()
+
+        time.sleep(0.1)